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Date: 28 January 2008
From: KaitlynBridge It was late one night, So I wanted to see if I could come up with 50 original jokes. I think I made it to at least 35. I think all but two are mine. 1. What did one banana say to the other banana? Nothing, they don't talk! 2.What did the butter say to the margarine? OH MY GOD I can't believe it's not me! 3. What happened when red made love to yellow? Orange 4. What happened when purple made love to green? An Abortion 5.What happened when a hippo made love to a unicorn? A rhino 6.What happened when a unicorn made love to an atheist? Nothing, Atheists don't exist. 7. How did the Asian respond when he got caught cheating on his girlfriend? Sorry you all look the same to me. 8.How many asian people does it take to change a light bulb? 1! What are you a racist?? 9.How many Ninjas did it take to screw in a light bulb? None..... 10.What happened when a shark took off your face? He became John Travolta 11. Whats better than being a shark? Being chuck Norris 12. How do you know if your awesome? If you are a shark...   Tags: kaitlynbridge, girlfriend, margarine, something, happened, original, abortion, atheists, cheating, travolta, nothing, believe, unicorn, atheist, respond, awesome, banana, butter, yellow, orange - Related -
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